Who was the first person to take a bite of broccoli and think, “I should eat more of this?”
We don’t trust that person. You shouldn’t either.
Our food truck doesn’t exist to make your waistline
Our truck exists so that you can order a sandwich that feels like a warm hug from your grandmother.
You can keep your kale and blueberry salad. We’ll be over here melting gooey cheese on delicious bread, smothered in butter. We’ll give you a body like Brieoncé. You can thank us later.